Rugby Rumors Vol 1

A brief selection of the topics covered after the game:

• It takes 15 ladies to “coax” Bati back to full fitness after a knock on the ankle...
• Fleet-Footed Feardon became fastest on his high school team after intensive training chasing the tractor-pulled pie wagon..
• A drunken, eye-patched, Joffa forced a work-experience waiter to walk the plank...
• Anyone need a Polka partner for that big night out? Invest in four Slovenian Rums, and Jo Iwasaki is yours for the night...
• Man of the match Matt blames himself for the missed tackle which led to the only opposition score. Console yourself mate, it must feel much worse to miss a tackle 67 minutes into a certain knock out competition..
• Steve Bull offers 1 to 1 lessons in “Long term predictions on the business potential of English language schools in Japan”...
• Hitoshi worries that team emails, when automatically translated through a program on the internet, sometimes don't make that much sense.... Don't worry Hitoshi, I don't think thats a fault in the program...
• Without fail, everyone on the team on the team can do an accurate Scottish accent when pressured...
• Niall wants “I've never met a nice South African” to become the new team chant...No rugby-related hard feelings eh?
• Erin was carded after 5 minutes for tackling after not retreating 10 meters. Appealing, he claimed “mathematically, 10 metres is just 30 times 30 cms, and 30cms is just this much right?”...